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Juli Mallett 2002-04-29 01:22:50 +00:00
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@ -5308,17 +5308,6 @@ coyote love, n:
on your arm. So, rather than wake them up as you escape, you
chew off your arm at the shoulder.
coyote ugly, adj:
When you chew off the other arm 'cause she'll be looking for
a one-armed man!
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coyote love, n:
Coyote love is a nebulous term. Basically, what it involves is
the taking of a member of the preferred sex home from a singles
bar. Then, when you wake up the next morning, they're sleeping
on your arm. So, rather than wake them up as you escape, you
chew off your arm at the shoulder.
coyote ugly, adj:
When you chew off the other arm 'cause she'll be looking for
a one-armed man!
@ -5412,6 +5401,9 @@ you can all go to hell, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you..."
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Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
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date; talk; touch; unzip; finger; expand; strip; head; mount; yes; yes; yes;
eject; more; sleep
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Dave has an aeroplane,
In which he likes to frisk.
Oh what a foolish boy,
@ -5638,9 +5630,6 @@ idea that I'm knocking the American system.
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen
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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen
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Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash.
-- Bo Diddley
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@ -15306,6 +15295,3 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A.,
Zippity doo dah, zippity ay.
-- John Valby
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date; talk; touch; unzip; finger; expand; strip; head; mount; yes; yes; yes;
eject; more; sleep
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